Injecting BOTOX to an old dame

Year of Birth: 1992
Marriage : Twice
First "husband": Younger bruder
Second "husband" : Elder bruder
Hospitalisation due to serious sickness: None
Major operation:
1. Retrofit power steering
2. Converted from manual to Auto


Market value : about RM4K
Make-over cost : about RM4K





" Ah?! siau meh! boh tat"

" Gila! otak tak center.....'

" chi sin, ng chektak"

" not worth it la, bruder......"


" Aiyah, syiok punya pasai la!"


Step 1 : 'Detox' the 'internal organs'

Step 2 : Rip off the scalp

Step 3 :
Put on a new scalp with 'semi-value' hair implant.


Step 4: Put on new 'face' with no wrinkles

Step 5 : Add a new 'buttock'

Step 6: Do facial to remove black spots

Step 7: Put on foundation


Step 8: Tattoo the eyebrows

Step 9: Do up the denture.

Step 10: Apply SKII




the shine is beginning to show

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NOW!!!!!! Let's see how the old dame has been transformed into a SYT ( sweet young thing)
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Sparkling new face with sexy lips.......


with nice curves


and a beautiful butt.....

Total damage to the wallet:

1. body work and paint job : RM2900
2. engine overhaul : RM 600
3. chrome body lining : RM 150
4. interior plastic claddings : RM 220
5. 4 doors rubber linings : RM 80
6. number plates : RM 50
7. flush radiator : RM 50
8. changed all oils & fluids : RM 200
9. new temp and fuel gauge: RM 150

TOTAL : RM4400

Aiyoyoh!!! SakitNYA!!!!

But looking at the end result....... SyiokNYA!!!!!!!!!! Wuahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Going Home

After 4 nights in China and 2 nights in Hong Kong, it was time to go home.
I entered China through Macau ( stamped passpost into Macau and stamped again out of Macau within an hour), and I exited Hong Kong through Macau as well .
I checked out from the hostel at 10 am, took the MTR to Sheun Wan.

One won't get lost using HK's MTR. You see, the signboard is so comprehensive. The underground station has so many exits, each accessing to different locations.

I exited to the HK Macau Ferry Terminal to take the TurboJet to Macau.
My friend cautioned me that my plan may be spoilt if the weather is bad and the ferry stops its service. In fact I was a bit worried because HK was very misty and visiblity was very poor. The morning news reported 2 accidents of boat and ferry colliding. Just kept my fingers crossed that I won't miss my flight.

The 1 hour Turbo Jet ride costs about RM 73, not cheap.
But the service is good. Ferry schedule runs 24 hour. Day trips at 30 min Interval.
I bought the ticket for the 11.30am trip, but was able to line up at the queue for spare seats on the 11 am trip, which finally I managed to catch .



In my opinion, the cabin is of much higher standard than the Langkawi ferry.


At the terminal, it was another long queue to stamp passport to enter Macau.
Comparing immigration check points of the 3 countries, the most efficient and proactive one is HK, next is China. Macau comes last in my preference.
Took a quick lunch at the terminal before boarding the airport minibus AP1 to the Macau airport.
Ooop! Only remembered to take out the camera after walloping most of the food. This plate of Muichoy pork rice and the simple soup cost me RM15. Si peh kui!

Some scenes on the way to the airport.




Macau didn't earn much of my tourist money for this trip. I only spent RM2.30 airport bus fare 2 times, RM15 for a plate of rice and about RM100 for some almond biscuits at the airport souvenir shop.

My plane, a quite new Airbus 320 with 180 seats, all occupied.
2 groups of travellers with tourist guides from Penang were on the same Penang-Macau flight with us. Coincidentally 1 of the groups was also returning home on the same flight with us.

Finally, home sweet home!!!!!

Central 中環

Before I went up the Peak, I toured the Central,中環.
This is a commercial area with a lot of highrise buildings


This is The Bank of China building


Not sure about this building.


This is the HSBC headquarter

The building was designed by the British architect Lord Norman Foster and engineers Arup and was constructed by Wimpey Construction[5]. From the concept to completion, it took 6 years (1979–1985). The building is 180-metres high with 47 storeys and four basement levels. The building has a module design consisting of five steel modules prefabricated in the UK by Scott-Lithgow Shipbuilders near Glasgow, and shipped to Hong Kong. 30,000 tonnes of steel and 4,500 tonnes of aluminium were used. It is rumoured that the building's modular design enables it to be dismantled and moved, if there was any possibility of a disrupted handover to the People's Republic of China

Source: Wikipedia

Taking the tram is a very convenient and cheap way of getting around the HK island. Each trip costs HKD2 irrespective of distance.

While I was there, I chanced upon this gathering of a group of mothers with their children in front of a government building ( The legislative building I guess) . They were there to voice out some request about children education. The crowd was very orderly and the men-in blue just stood and watched.

Talking about the men-in blue there, I feel that they are very clean cut and smartly dressed, and rather handsome too.

To The Peak

How can one doesn't go up the Peak while in HK!

So let's conquer The Peak.

Got this ticket first , HKD48 per pax (RM24)

Then line up here

The trams are very clean, shining and efficient. Doesn't need to wait long.

At some section, the gradient is quite steep.

At the peak, we met some famous people.

Mr. Jacky Chan said "Hi! ' to us

Mrs Nicholas Sze smiled at me. But I wonder whether she will have backache standing like that.

The great kungfu master Lee was there to pose for us

Even Mr President was there too. Can you spot him at the far end ?

Security around him was tight so we couldn't get close.

We were stingy about the RM65 entrance fee to enter the hall. So we didn't meet more celebrities waiting for us inside there.

But we paid HK15/pax ( included in the tram ticket) to get up to the rooftop Sky Terrace of the wok-shaped "The Peak Tower", to have a 360-degree panoramic view of the vibrant city below.

Walked around the Peak.

There is a place that sells these interesting signs.