Injecting BOTOX to an old dame

Year of Birth: 1992
Marriage : Twice
First "husband": Younger bruder
Second "husband" : Elder bruder
Hospitalisation due to serious sickness: None
Major operation:
1. Retrofit power steering
2. Converted from manual to Auto


Market value : about RM4K
Make-over cost : about RM4K





" Ah?! siau meh! boh tat"

" Gila! otak tak center.....'

" chi sin, ng chektak"

" not worth it la, bruder......"


" Aiyah, syiok punya pasai la!"


Step 1 : 'Detox' the 'internal organs'

Step 2 : Rip off the scalp

Step 3 :
Put on a new scalp with 'semi-value' hair implant.


Step 4: Put on new 'face' with no wrinkles

Step 5 : Add a new 'buttock'

Step 6: Do facial to remove black spots

Step 7: Put on foundation


Step 8: Tattoo the eyebrows

Step 9: Do up the denture.

Step 10: Apply SKII




the shine is beginning to show

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NOW!!!!!! Let's see how the old dame has been transformed into a SYT ( sweet young thing)
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Sparkling new face with sexy lips.......


with nice curves


and a beautiful butt.....

Total damage to the wallet:

1. body work and paint job : RM2900
2. engine overhaul : RM 600
3. chrome body lining : RM 150
4. interior plastic claddings : RM 220
5. 4 doors rubber linings : RM 80
6. number plates : RM 50
7. flush radiator : RM 50
8. changed all oils & fluids : RM 200
9. new temp and fuel gauge: RM 150

TOTAL : RM4400

Aiyoyoh!!! SakitNYA!!!!

But looking at the end result....... SyiokNYA!!!!!!!!!! Wuahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!