Injecting BOTOX to an old dame

Year of Birth: 1992
Marriage : Twice
First "husband": Younger bruder
Second "husband" : Elder bruder
Hospitalisation due to serious sickness: None
Major operation:
1. Retrofit power steering
2. Converted from manual to Auto


Market value : about RM4K
Make-over cost : about RM4K





" Ah?! siau meh! boh tat"

" Gila! otak tak center.....'

" chi sin, ng chektak"

" not worth it la, bruder......"


" Aiyah, syiok punya pasai la!"


Step 1 : 'Detox' the 'internal organs'

Step 2 : Rip off the scalp

Step 3 :
Put on a new scalp with 'semi-value' hair implant.


Step 4: Put on new 'face' with no wrinkles

Step 5 : Add a new 'buttock'

Step 6: Do facial to remove black spots

Step 7: Put on foundation


Step 8: Tattoo the eyebrows

Step 9: Do up the denture.

Step 10: Apply SKII




the shine is beginning to show

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NOW!!!!!! Let's see how the old dame has been transformed into a SYT ( sweet young thing)
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Sparkling new face with sexy lips.......


with nice curves


and a beautiful butt.....

Total damage to the wallet:

1. body work and paint job : RM2900
2. engine overhaul : RM 600
3. chrome body lining : RM 150
4. interior plastic claddings : RM 220
5. 4 doors rubber linings : RM 80
6. number plates : RM 50
7. flush radiator : RM 50
8. changed all oils & fluids : RM 200
9. new temp and fuel gauge: RM 150

TOTAL : RM4400

Aiyoyoh!!! SakitNYA!!!!

But looking at the end result....... SyiokNYA!!!!!!!!!! Wuahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Going Home

After 4 nights in China and 2 nights in Hong Kong, it was time to go home.
I entered China through Macau ( stamped passpost into Macau and stamped again out of Macau within an hour), and I exited Hong Kong through Macau as well .
I checked out from the hostel at 10 am, took the MTR to Sheun Wan.

One won't get lost using HK's MTR. You see, the signboard is so comprehensive. The underground station has so many exits, each accessing to different locations.

I exited to the HK Macau Ferry Terminal to take the TurboJet to Macau.
My friend cautioned me that my plan may be spoilt if the weather is bad and the ferry stops its service. In fact I was a bit worried because HK was very misty and visiblity was very poor. The morning news reported 2 accidents of boat and ferry colliding. Just kept my fingers crossed that I won't miss my flight.

The 1 hour Turbo Jet ride costs about RM 73, not cheap.
But the service is good. Ferry schedule runs 24 hour. Day trips at 30 min Interval.
I bought the ticket for the 11.30am trip, but was able to line up at the queue for spare seats on the 11 am trip, which finally I managed to catch .



In my opinion, the cabin is of much higher standard than the Langkawi ferry.


At the terminal, it was another long queue to stamp passport to enter Macau.
Comparing immigration check points of the 3 countries, the most efficient and proactive one is HK, next is China. Macau comes last in my preference.
Took a quick lunch at the terminal before boarding the airport minibus AP1 to the Macau airport.
Ooop! Only remembered to take out the camera after walloping most of the food. This plate of Muichoy pork rice and the simple soup cost me RM15. Si peh kui!

Some scenes on the way to the airport.




Macau didn't earn much of my tourist money for this trip. I only spent RM2.30 airport bus fare 2 times, RM15 for a plate of rice and about RM100 for some almond biscuits at the airport souvenir shop.

My plane, a quite new Airbus 320 with 180 seats, all occupied.
2 groups of travellers with tourist guides from Penang were on the same Penang-Macau flight with us. Coincidentally 1 of the groups was also returning home on the same flight with us.

Finally, home sweet home!!!!!